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Cute Outfits That No One Fucking Instagrammed Tonight

The Best Wines To Pair With Your Shitty Attitude

Shawls That Say, ‘I Also Have A Wind Chime Garden’

Here’s Where All The Baby Weight Went

I Fucked My Husband Every Day For a Year and Now We’re All Fucked Out

Ways To Play It Cool When Debby At The Salon Gives You An ASMR Bodygasm

6 Guys You’ll Meet At The Gym Despite Your Best Efforts

How to Remain Centered When the Available Titles on Netflix Are Constantly Changing

Perfumes You Could Use Instead of Spraying Febreze Down Your Bra

4 Horizontal-Striped Shirts That Say, ‘I’m Reading a Book Set in Europe’

5 Magical Summers to Remember Fondly Instead of the Real Ones You Spent at Fat Camp

Self-Care Strategies That Are Actually Just The Seven Deadly Sins