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Pointless? This Public Art Piece Isn’t Advertising Anything

How to Make Your Needs Known by Hijacking the Intercom at This Grocery Store

Back to Business! This Woman Just Cut Off Her Press-On Nails

Motion Blur Correction on Parents’ TV Making It Impossible for Woman to Enjoy Watching Unexpected Sex Scene With Them

How I’m Doing the Work to Understand My Privilege as a Taylor Swift Concert Ticket Holder

Aw! This Woman Wants Her Friends’ Lives to be Perfect So She Can Complain the Most

‘Maybe Beyoncé Will Drop the Visuals Today,’ Says Woman on Death Bed in 2092

How I Reject the Consumerism of the Holidays by Spending a Bunch of Money All Year

I’m a Hot Smalltown Baker and I Simply Don’t Have Enough Cum in Me to Fuck All You Corporate Lawyers This Season

How to Turn a Bag of Costco Shrimp Into a Gift for Any Occasion

‘101 Recipes to Try Before You Die’ Cookbook Closes Out With Cyanide Muffin

‘I Would Start Running, but It’s Bad for My Knees,’ Says Woman Who Sits Like Gollum for 10 Hours Everyday

‘You’re My Muse,’ Says Man Who Sucks at Art

I LIVED IT: I Cried at the Straight Wedding

Roommates Moving Out Can’t Remember Whose Boyfriend This Was

How to Read a Book Even Though You Already Own It

REPORT: Woman Just Needs to Lie on Floor for an Hour and Then She’ll Be Ready to Go

Hero! This Woman Ran Inside a Burning Building to Silence the Smoke Detector

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