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Why Zoom Class is Just Like Real School Except Impossible and I Am High

Mom Really Milking ‘Plague’ Part of Passover Seder

Every Night, This Town Thanks a Doctor by Fucking Her Brains Out

Man Learning Guitar Plans to Ruin First Party After This is All Over

Sad Day For Nation as Nation Experiences Another Sad Day in Endless String of Sad Days

Quarantini Recipes for Dramatically Tossing at Your Computer when Brian Tele-Dumps You

Man Sexts You to See How You’re Holding Up

I Can Say ‘Karen’ – My Best Friend Is White

I’m Not Like Other Girls, I’m Immunocompromised

Journal Honestly Really Needs to be Caught Up on Things

This Woman Started Measuring Time in Edible Duration

I Texted My Ex, Not Because I Am Weak But Because He is 84

Queen Elizabeth Makes Rare Public Address to Take Carole’s Side

Horny! This Woman Is Horny

Flick Your Bean Raw to These Cuban Doctors

It’s Crucial That We as a Nation Not Let This Pandemic Stop Us From Giving Me Attention

‘I Think This is All a Blessing in Disguise,’ Says Woman Who Has Been Too High to Read the News

Nation’s Nude Stockpiles Increasing at a Dramatic Rate

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