Author Archives for Sarah Ashley

How to Decipher Mom’s Texts After One Cosmo

How to Steer Him Away from Your Fart Path

5 New Hair Products That Look Just Like Semen

Pretty Ebola Strand Designs to Pin on Your Disease Board

Butt Sweat Patterns to Get His Attention at the Gym

Halloween Costumes That Say, ‘I’m Divorced!’

Sexy Backless Coats for Winter

Rice Bad For You This Week, But Good For You Next Week, So Just Wait it Out

Hangnail Destroys Relationship

Doing Well - Reductress

Gisele Bundchen Still Doing Well

Beer - Reductress

How to Trick Him Into Thinking You Like Beer

Flowers - Reductress

Six Ways to Humor Your Mom on Mother’s Day

Co-workers Make Birth Plan Pact

6 Spring Lip Colors to Wear to the Gym

Woman Laughs Off Boyfriend’s Lighthearted Misogyny

10 Simple Ways to Dumb Yourself Down to His Level

Bridesmaid Labor Union

Bridesmaids Form Labor Union In Anticipation of June Wedding Rush

5 Car Words To Use When Talking To Your Mechanic