Author Archives for Lyndsay Rush

Trendy Overalls That Will Have Him Saying, ‘Seriously, Erin?’

7 Cures For Dry, Chapped Lips Down There

5 Snapchat Filters That Will Disguise That You’re Way Too Old To Be On There

7 Warby Parker Glasses to Wear While Leaving Bad Yelp Reviews

5 Ways to Make Sure Your Over-Garnished Bloody Mary Doesn’t Get All the Attention

How to Play Off the Fact That Those CPR Illustrations Make You Horny

Stay Relevant by Referring to His Cum as ‘Bone Broth’

5 Instagram Accounts to Browse While Pretending He’s Not in There Going Number-Two

How to Go From Christina to Chrissy Without Keeping Any Friends

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Healthy Travel Snacks to Regret Packing

Holiday Party Exits You Can Make With Your Mouth Full

Edgy Braids You Should Stop Trying Out on Your Boyfriend

Weird Noises That Probably Mean You’re About to Be ‘Taken’

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5 Ways to Up Your Style Game at the Gym You Haven’t Been to Since March

6 Fall Things That Remind Me of Your Boyfriend’s Eyes

Exit Signs: How Dare They

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Blow His Mind By Giving Him the Bigger Half of the Burger You’re Sharing

5 Times I Was Disrespectful to My Mom and Then Woke Up in Her Body