Author Archives for Emily Clouse

5 Hoodies He Had A Good Run With But Are Yours Now

Woman Who Signs Emails ‘Cheers’ Actually Dehydrated

Should You Kiss His Roommate On The First Date?

I’m Not Like Other Girls, Except That an IKEA Dresser Has Fallen On Me

Women Are Ghostbusters Now, So You Better Fucking Text Me Back

Ummm These Foods Are Green, Soooo…

How To Turn That Handsome Stranger Into Your Boyfriend And Then Back Into A Stranger Again

My Soulmate Is Somewhere Out There, Learning How to Fuck Right

How To Cut Your Bangs So Everyone Asks, ‘Do You Cut Your Own Bangs?’

How Neko Atsume Made Me Realize My Actual Cats Need Food, Too

If Trump Becomes President, I’m Moving In With My Boyfriend

Traveling the World Showed Me That I Can Pee Wherever

Which Word From The Title ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’ Are You?

Galentine’s Day Activities That End Early So You Can See Your Boyfriend

What Your Partner’s Cuddling Style Says About Your Night Farts

Why So Many Millennials Are Choosing to Live With Their Parents Instead of In Shitholes

The 5 Places Your Roommate Probably Keeps Some Condoms

Is He Flirting Or Just A “Walk” Sign?