Author Archives for Elizabeth Alexandroff

Mid-Century Modern Furniture to Fart On

Makeup Tips to Impress the Toddler You Babysit

Woman Ready For Children But Settles For Netflix And Chill

5 Songs To Blast While You Are Breaking Up With Him

The Best Lip Stains to Kiss That Baby and Claim It as Your Own

Summer Reads To Block The Sun When You’re At The Beach

Ways To Let Your Roommate Know Your Second Trip To The Bathroom Isn’t More Poop

Marcy Finally Figured Out Her Hair

Messenger Bags That Will Pull Your Boobs Apart

I’m Ready To Start Over New With My Ex-Boyfriend

Is Your Roommate A Corpse Or Just In Shavasana?

Fun Spring Patterns To Hide Your Dead Eyes

Is He Ready To Be In A Relationship With Your 75 High School T-Shirts?

Girl Launches New Line Of Distressed Bear Teeth On Etsy

Cute Backpacks To Make Yourself Even More In The Way

Have Him Respect You By Giving Him Everything He Wants

Girl Willing To Shit Her Pants For Baked Brie

How to Tell Another Driver They’re A Cunt by Whispering “Sorry” Over and Over