Are you a smart, independent woman looking for a man to nurture, love, and treat like a son? Take a trip and explore these cities to find a man that will never grow up!
1. Davenport, Iowa:
Video games and late-night trips to Taco Bell keep the guys in this tiny Midwestern town chubby and ambitionless. These genetically modified, corn-fed men might not be the ones of your dreams, but they’ll definitely respond to your desires if you threaten to cancel the cable subscription.
2. Staten Island, New York:
Technically these men claim they’re just living at home to save money on skyrocketing NYC rents. But they love their Mom’s homemade lasagna almost as much as the free rent. As emotionally stunted egomaniacs, these men can be easily manipulated if you play to their food-based vulnerabilities.
3. Salt Lake City, Utah:
The moral missionaries in this pious town are smart, handsome, and successful – but don’t let the exterior fool you. These dreamboats are never planning on leaving home! He might technically move from mom’s house to yours, but don’t worry; he’ll reunite with his parents on his planet in the afterlife! It’ll all worth it if you value fresh, healthy looking children.
4. Homer, Alaska:
The zero-degree weather here makes leaving the house almost impossible. Sheltered and completely detached from the rest of the world, these wilderness men are ripe for the picking. Grab one before he realizes there are other women in the world besides his mother.
5. Odessa, Texas:
Who doesn’t like man in overalls that smells of BBQ, chewing tobacco, and their grandma’s cat whiskers? Constantly covered in dust, their thick southern twang makes it almost impossible to understand what these career-less Momma’s boys are saying, but maybe that’s for the best?
6. Flint, Michigan:
This city is one of the most depressed cities in the world and the men here are no exception. If you’re looking for a blank slate (a really blank slate), head to Michigan!
7. Homestead, Florida:
It’s called Homestead for a reason. The bachelors in this sunny city are as obsessed with never leaving their childhood homes as they are with Nascar. Maybe someday you want a son like that?
8. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina:
If you like smooth-talking Southern Gentlemen, then this is not the city for you. For the men of Myrtle, not much has changed here since the 80’s. They still have a mullet and a waterbed in their dad’s basement. So there’s that.
9. Dayton, Ohio:
Dayton is considered one of the ugliest cities in America, with an atmosphere so dreary and dull most of the men have lost hope. Get them while they’re down and out, ladies!
10. Stockton, California:
With unemployment over 18.5% for the 5th year in a row, Stockton is a hotbed of California hotties with no steady income, making it the perfect place to find your sugar baby.