This Eye Cream Gives the Illusion Of A Full Night’s Sleep And Happy Childhood

After months of searching and testing different products, we finally found the best eye cream – this incredible eye cream successfully gives the feeling of a full night’s sleep and a normal, happy childhood, all with one pump!

 

Infused with green tea and jasmine extract, Revisionol soothes, depuffs, and restores the area around the eyes, erasing any signs of fatigue, stress, and a troubled upbringing. No one will know how late you were up last night, or that your best friend was actually a second-hand Barbie you named “Sister” and she was your only model for genuine familial love. It’s your little secret!

 

Along with being tea-infused, this eye cream is jam-packed with antioxidants that will help brighten and illuminate your face, giving you that care-free glow you don’t really have due to your exhausting work schedule and a mom who never said, “I love you!” Thanks to this magical cream, you’ll be so radiant no one will believe that you still can’t look your mother in the eye and are still haunted by the time a bunch of older girls chased you to the train tracks and held you down until you peed your pants.

 

We suggest lightly tapping this cream around your eyes every morning. While you may be feeling exhausted from crazy busy day spent carrying around the eternal weight of having been forced to take on too much responsibility as a young kid, you will still look like you just slept a full 9 hours and spent a lot of time laughing as a child. Even though you never laughed because it made your mom sad because “when you laugh you look just like your father.” Woof!

 

 

Though it won’t do much to truly repair the damage from your inadequate childhood, Revisional will reduce the appearance of dark circles and fine lines – giving people the impression that you are both well-rested and fully satisfied with the way you grew up, even if your dad never did show up for that softball game, or your high school graduation.

 

What more could you want from an eye cream?

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