4 Flashy Kicks That Will Have People Staring At Your Big-Ass Feet

Pureboost XG Shoes (Adidas, $130)

This Adidas red coral shoe provides long-lasting support, which coincidentally your hulk-like feet do for your body! Who said you have to sacrifice comfort for fashion? No one, but also, who said you should be wearing these? Your feet are basically skis, and now that they’re bright red, people are watching them flop down the street in horror. Very brave, but also very foolish!