4 Flashy Kicks That Will Have People Staring At Your Big-Ass Feet

Gel-Nimbus 20 Paris Shoe (Asics, $160)

If you love a bold sneaker, look no further than this royal blue tennis shoe. The huge lettering spells ‘PARIS’ and may temporarily convince strangers you’re French, which would excuse your huge feet on account of French people being hot. But in the end, all you are is a social media intern from Arkansas with huge-ass scary clown feet. Oh mon dieu!