4 Flashy Kicks That Will Have People Staring At Your Big-Ass Feet

Style - May 14, 2018 By: Eva Victor

Shox Gravity (Nike, $150)

Nike’s Shox system shoe is designed to give you a zero-gravity feel, unlike your real feet which weigh at least thirty pounds each! Slip on these bright shoes to make sure everyone is aware that you basically spend all day walking around with two kettlebells at the ends of your legs. One small step for man, one huge-ass motherfucking foot for mankind to gawk at!

Big Feet Giant People Will Stare

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