Tag Archive: Makeup

I Only Wear Mascara, But Not Where You’d Think

Cat Eyes So Cute You Get Adopted by a Sad Woman Going Through a Breakup

Makeup Looks So Dewy Everyone Will Ask If You Have A Fever

Eco-Friendly Cosmetics That Can’t Unfuck Our Withdrawal From the Paris Accord

Why My Children Will Not Inherit My Wealth of Sephora Points

Glossier Announces New Line of Makeup For Women Not Already Beautiful

Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup And Started Being A Border Collie

Drunk Self Goes to Bed Without Washing Your Face Again

Korean Beauty Products That Wipe the Floor With Your Western Face Slop

4 Wedding Makeup Looks That Say, ‘I Won’

Tedious Makeup Looks That Say, ‘I Actually Celebrate All Eight Nights of Hanukkah’

Chill Ways to Ask Your Friends, ‘What is Makeup?’

Skincare Essentials to Keep In Your Filthy Fucking Makeup Bag

Cosmetic Products That Are Slightly More Toxic Than His Masculinity

5 Amazing Highlighters So That You Can Finally Become the Moon

Spend More Money on Makeup, You Useless Spinster

Fun New Makeup Tricks to Do Every Day Until You Die

How to Correctly Apply Blush, You Whore