How to Correctly Apply Blush, You Whore

Day or night, the right blush is key to any beautiful look. But there’s a right way and a wrong way to apply it. Could you be using the wrong brush to apply your blush, or possibly using the right brush at the wrong angle, you night-walking strumpet? Here’s how to get that perfect pink sheen just right.

 

Choose the correct shade.

The shade of the blush you select should not be the color that your checks turn after reaching orgasm out of wedlock, you shameless Jezebel.

 

Select a quality brush.

Choose a quality brush that is as wide as the apples of your cheeks and that has soft bristles. Many blushes come with a smaller brush included, which you would probably just go ahead and use, wouldn’t you?

 

Prepare your brush. Roll your brush through the blush, tapping off any excess powder. Don’t over do it for once, floozy.

 

Make a “fish face.” To find the perfect zone to apply your blush, suck in your cheeks and purse your lips just like fallen women like you know how to do. Apply the blush directly along the ridge of the cheekbones. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Try to show a little restraint, harlot.

 

 

Blend with care. For the best look, try to avoid applying to distinct circles of blush to your cheeks like a fuck doll. Instead, blend the blush carefully by making small, delicate strokes radiating out from your cheekbones in all directions.

 

I’m not finished with you yet. Where do you think you’re going? Sit down and put this translucent powder on over your blush, just like a good girl should. Translucent powder acts to make your blush look even more glowing, warm, and natural while setting your overall look. Slut. That’s right, I said it.

 

There. Now let me look at you. My god, you are absolutely stunning. Now you know how to put on blush correctly, you whore!

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