QUIZ: Should You Try Cutting Your T-Shirt or Just Throw It in the Trash Right Now? Can you trust yourself to cut in a straight line?
4 Capri Pants That Mosquitoes Will Love Show off your juicy ankles for every person, or insect, to see!
5 Plain, Generic T-Shirts That Will Somehow Still Have Something Wrong With Them There is actually a weird cut on the side and the back of the shirt is longer than the front.
Backless Gowns That’ll Make Him Say, ‘We Should Biopsy This One Just in Case’ As soon as your man, or doctor, sees you in this little number, he’ll be referring you to another doctor for a second opinion!
Woman Unsure If Jeans Are Perfect Size or 11 Sizes Too Big “Yeah they’re definitely big. But isn’t that good? That’s good, right? We think that’s good.”
Winter Hair Trends That Won’t Matter Because You’re Gonna Wear a Beanie Everyday These will not protect you against harsh temperatures of the season, so you will have to cover them with the same hat you’ve had since 2018.
Maybelline Unveils New Lipstick Specially Designed to Write Ominous Threats on Mirrors It will not come off with soap and water when your nemesis dramatically tries to wipe the message away with a bathroom paper towel.
4 Must-Have Ankle Band-Aids to Pair With Your New Loafers Breaking in a new pair of loafers doesn’t have to be a life-or-death experience.
4 Tattoos That You Can’t Afford to Get Removed Here are four tattoos you’re gonna love – because you literally cannot afford not to.
5 High SPF Sunscreens to Wear While Watching TV All Day Hey, who knows? Maybe today you’ll go to the store or something!
5 Tattoos That Say, ‘I Canceled Therapy to Pay for This’ A sleeve can run you a couple thousand bucks, so it’s best to hold off on that $25 therapy copay.
Study Finds Hair Grows Slowest After Receiving Bob Haircut At the end of the study, many participants hadn’t even been able to grow their hair into a cute lob.
3 Oversized Blazers to Make You Look Like You’re in a Middle School Production of ‘Death of a Salesman’ Willy Loman-core!
3 Preventative Botox Treatments That Will Do Nothing for When the Locusts Come While it might keep your forehead forever smooth, it will do nothing to fight off the holy locusts from razing down every tree in the land.
5 Curly Hair Routines That Also Double as H.I.I.T. Workouts Now that’s what we call explosive anaerobic exercise!
How to Get a Non-Invasive Facelift by Getting Cornrows Commit to the initial pain of fresh cornrows, and you are certain to have a face so lifted your boobs will get jealous.
5 Dogs Who Are Better Dressed for the Weather Than You Even Truffles had the foresight to put on a warm sweater in case of winter winds coming in from the north.
QUIZ: Did Too Many People See Your Outfit Yesterday for You to Wear It Again Today? Are most of your friends’ long-term memories intact?
6 Haircuts That Are Gender-Neutral Because It’s Literally Hair What the Fuck Are We Talking About Here Pick any of these haircuts or literally any other haircut! We have but one life on this Earth!
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