So, it’s finally summer, and now is the perfect time to try out that new look you’ve been giddy about for the past couple of months! Put the overcoats in the closet, break out the tanks, and experiment with something new and fun. Wait, does it feel like everyone’s looking at you? Oh god. They see through you, don’t they. Take this quiz to know if you’re pulling off this new look if everyone can tell that you’re wearing shorts for the first time ever.
Has anyone commented on your new look?
- Yes! My neighbor said I was looking “confident and rejuvenated” this morning.
- Yes! My friends all gasped in surprise when I walked in the room and went, “Oh my god…your legs. We’ve never seen your legs…”
If people are staring, what do they appear to be staring at?
- The big smile on my face! Everyone’s being so friendly and nice to me now that I’m wearing this stylish outfit.
- They’re staring directly at the knees. Straight to the knees.
Why haven’t you tried wearing this outfit before?
- I’m not a very adventurous dresser, and the colors of this little number felt too bold for me before. Not now, though! New summer, new me!
- I am a firm believer that the shape of my calves should be a secret kept between me and god.
How is the new outfit making you feel?
- I’ve never felt better. It finally feels like I’m dressing for me. My outside matches my inside at last!
- I am self-conscious of my legs because they have not seen the sun in about four years, so they are a ghastly shade.
RESULTS:
Mostly 1s: Congrats! You’re pulling off this look! You’ve finally found your groove, style-wise, and you’re letting the world know it. Flaunt that new outfit, girl. If people stare, let ‘em! The world is your stage. The streets are your runway.
Mostly 2s: Everyone can tell you’re wearing shorts for the first time, and frankly, it’s freaking everyone out. Please, put those away. No one has ever seen your knees before, and no one wants to. You’re walking in a strange, extremely stiff way. Go back to the pair of jeans you’ve been wearing every day for a year, we’re begging you.
