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Sober Woman and Toddler Niece Both Drinking Juice and Getting Annoyed at Everyone
“I feel secure in my sobriety, it’s just that everyone else is so fucking annoying. Except my niece, Ava.”
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White Guy Never Thought of It That Way
“Maybe he should seek out new points of view on his own time.”
Living
How to Trust Men Even Though One Direction Said They Were Just Taking a Hiatus
Every One Direction member has moved on and so should you.
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Woman on the Phone With Her Mom Just Pretending It’s a Very Boring Podcast
“I don’t think she even wants me to say anything back.”
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Woman Experiences Primal Urge to Gather at Complimentary Hotel Breakfast
“I couldn’t stop putting mini cereal boxes into my purse.”
