How to Hide Your Real Insecurities with Fake Insecurities

Thoughts

I Can’t See What My Elbows Look Like and It’s Driving Me Crazy

I deserve to be able to see my elbows. I’m a good person, aren’t I?

Love and Sex

5 Tips for Ending A Codependent Relationship – If That’s Okay With You

You two are not the same person, so let him know it! (Very nicely, because you know he needs you and you don’t want to hurt him.)

Living

How to Play Hard-to-Get With Your Best Friend

Hold off on replying to her texts for 6-24 hours to toy with her psychological state of mind!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Accidentally Left-Swiped Him on Tinder

It all happened so fast. I had just Swiped Left the man of my dreams.

Love and Sex

Yikes! 7 Bizarre Sex Facts That Still Don’t Explain Joel’s Whole Deal

“Not the kind of orgasms I’m trying to have!” What does that even mean, Joel?

Living

Essential Oils to Take the Fucking Edge Off

The difference between a relaxing evening and choking someone is a few drops of soothing, essential oils.

Living

Fall Closet Clean-Out: What to Do with the Bones of those Neighborhood Cats

Here are some handy tips to help you figure out how to up-cycle all of those feline skeletons.

Style

Butt Sweat Patterns to Get His Attention at the Gym

From crack to crotch, it’s time to show him what he never knew he wanted!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Didn’t Know ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Was the Street Term for Crabs

I thought it was flavor you add to stuff?

Entertainment

10 Inspiring Women We Hope Die So We Can Honor Them

Here are 10 other inspiring women we hope die so that we can finally remember to honor them:

Living

Halloween Costumes That Say, ‘I’m Divorced!’

Pick one of the princesses that had to be rescued from her own nap.

Living

6 Totally Made-Up Errands You Need Run Right Now

Here are six made-up errands to avoid doing other errands you need to do, because you’ve got to run them right the fuck now.

News

Debbie Applies Three-Strike Policy To Everything

“It’s unorthodox,” says third husband, Jake.

Living

Recycled Jam Jars That Say, “Yes, I Am Storing My Placenta”

The question is not how many jam jars you have, but how many of those jars you are using to store your placenta.

Living

How to Keep Your College Sorority Spirit Alive Well Into Your Thirties

Haze the girls in your daughter’s Girl Scout troop.

Me Time for Mom: Thoughts

What Did I Bring to This Party? My Fierce-as-Fuck Greeting Card Game

Giving a card is an experience. Selecting the perfect one is a skill. In my case, it’s a fucking calling.

Living

5 Barrettes Guaranteed To Land You Your Dream Job

When it comes to job interviews, every little detail can make a difference.

Love and Sex

5 Ways to Keep Your Danskos from Cockblocking You  

Who says you can’t have an active sex life and the comfort of a shoe with an American Podiatric Medical Association Seal of Acceptance?

Living

How to Re-Friend That Person Who Just Got Famous

Here are a few tips for the age-old question, “How do I capitalize on my childhood friendship with this now-famous person?”

Entertainment

Mean Girls Quotes To Help You Fit In On Facebook

You are morally obligated to make references to October 3rd on social media if you don’t want to eat alone in the bathroom stall for all of eternity.

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