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Get through most of his terrible, go-nowhere jokes without ever hurting his tender, fragile ego.

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Love and Sex

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Ask yourself these questions before you find yourself too high on that pedestal.

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Living

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Living

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Don’t underestimate the power of the winky face.

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“I just can’t believe it’s already October.”

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Living

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Living

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Love and Sex

5 Helpful Tips To Keep From Loving Anyone

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Living

Why is That Photo Album of His Ex Still on Facebook?

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Thoughts

This Heavy Pour of Chardonnay is Pretty Much My First Base

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Thoughts

Yeah, I’m Starting Another Newsletter

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News

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Thoughts

Why Doesn’t He Like This Cheese I Made Him?

Talk about chivalry being dead!

Living

QUIZ: Does This Pad Make My Period Look Heavy?

It’s kind of a long walk to my car and I don’t want to look gross.

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