Girlfriend Wants to Know if You’d Still Love Her if She Was Totally Different Person Who Was Awful

Living

How to Cope With Rejection Even Though You Really Needed This Kidney

You can get past it! I mean, probably not in your case…

News

Uh Oh! Friend Talking to Your Parents the Way They’d Talk to a Friend

“My friend playfully told my mom to ‘shut the fuck up’ and then launched into a full-blown monologue.”

Living

QUIZ: Are You the Problem?

“Is this just bad luck, or am I the reason that all of this is happening?”

Love and Sex

How to Kiss Someone Even Though That’s Gross

Remember that just because something is gross, it doesn’t mean that it’s bad.

Thoughts

How I Learned to Love My Job by Not Doing It

With this simple trick, I’ve turned that dread into joy!

News

Woman Training for Marathon Apparently Doesn’t Know You Can Just Chill on the Couch

The people who care about her hope she gets help before she does something really drastic.

Thoughts

Bummer! I Asked an Old Person What They Would’ve Changed About Their Life and They Said They Would’ve Worked Harder

What am I supposed to do with that?

Style

3 Oversized Blazers to Make You Look Like You’re in a Middle School Production of ‘Death of a Salesman’

Willy Loman-core!

Living

How to Open Up to Someone Even Though They Aren’t Drew Barrymore

Ask if they would mind curling their feet underneath them in a manner that is kind of welcoming.

News

REPORT: At Least Pigeon Outside Your Window Is Getting Some

You first noticed the pigeon getting absolutely railed by its pigeon boyfriend (?) this morning at 6 a.m.

News

Woman Who Worries Healthy Relationship Will Ruin Creativity Still Has Mental Illness to Rely On

“It’s clear that her relationship is going great, but she’s still not well mentally, and that’s so important when it comes to the act of creation!”

News

Scientists Confirm Scariest Words in English Language Are ‘I’ll Trim Them Myself’

Scientists reiterated that “I said what I said.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Brunch Plans Were Before Noon

What is this, breakfast?!

Living

How to Crochet Without Sacrificing the Slutty Persona You’ve Carefully Cultivated

Try crocheting a slutty thong, slutty bra, slutty baby tee, or slutty sock (low cut).

Thoughts

I’m a Feminist, But I’m Taking My Husband’s Last Name to Bring Great Shame Upon It

I simply cannot wait to get married and be infamously batshit crazy!

Love and Sex

How to Lock It Down Even Though He Is Avoidant and a Time Traveler From the Future

There’s no telling when he’ll show up, though, so be prepared to wait anywhere from one week to 20 years.

News

‘I’m Not Interested in Labels,’ Says Man Taking Coworker’s Tupperware out of Communal Fridge

“Why do we as a society feel the need to put a label on everything?”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Weather Got Nice and Now I Have Sexual Tension With Everyone

I can’t stop winking at boys with fluffy hair and girls with a bisexual vibe.

News

Woman Has Great Conversation With Parents by Revealing Nothing About Herself and Learning Nothing About Them

“It’s always great to talk and hear that work is going fine.”

News

Woman Attempting to Change Own Music Taste by Force

“I just think if I really set my mind to it, I can start liking different things than I like.”

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