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How I Learned to Love My Abscessed Tooth
That’s right. One of my teeth is infected and dead, and I am proud of it.
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How To Make Your Vagina More Like His Man Cave
Your cootch has zero neon beer signs in it! Why would he want to spend any time there?
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Gap Announces New Pre-Ripped Crotch-Hole Jeans
“These jeans are made to feel like your favorite pair that you wear so much you’ve ruined them.”
Love and Sex
How To Break Up With Just His Penis
Your relationship can actually become better once that subpar appendage is out of the picture!
