Secrets to Tell Your Baby Before She’ll Remember

Thoughts

You’re Moving?? Oh No Can I Buy Your Couch?!

Call me as soon as you know.

Uncategorized

Dining with Mobile. Entertainment in Your Palms

The mobile social revolution is taking business by storm, perhaps none more so than restaurateurs. Facebook and Twitter feeds are...

News

Study: 100% of Rachel’s Mom Expects Grandchildren

100% of Rachel’s Mom is prepared to pay for 50% of Rachel’s future wedding.

Style

5 MORE Types of Pants That Lead to Divorce

Anyone can wear jeans! Put in some effort, for gosh sake!

News

Ballpark Proposal Wasted On Cubs Game

“I’d rather give birth at a White Sox game than get engaged at a Cubs game.”

News

Researchers Discover Woman Who Still Uses Checks

She had the audacity to take out her ledger and balance her checkbook in public!

Love and Sex

How to Hit The Big ‘O’ Every Time You Sneeze

Wipe down the blades of your ceiling fan and let the waves of pleasure flow!

News

Woman Submits Online Dating Profile as Creative Writing Sample

While certainly unconventional, the manuscript is humorous, interesting, and has a defined arc.

Thoughts

Stop Dogsplaining Me!

I’m tired of stupid dogs inconsiderately interrupting everything I have to say!

Living

Cute Instagrams that Shield Men from Your Reality as a Woman

Follow the rules AND go the extra mile toward keeping your disgusting woman traits out of the public eye!

Living

Did You Fart, or was that a Ghost Running Out Your Bootyhole?

Over 75% of all sexually active adults will experience a ghost in their bootyhole.

Style

Baby Outfits That Say, ‘This Was Not an Oops Baby’

These adorable outfits show that your little nugget was CERTAINLY made on purpose.

News

Dove Real Beauty Asks Women to Choose Between ‘Beautiful’ and ‘Tiger’

“Good God, won’t somebody help them? Won’t somebody help these women feel beautiful?”

Love and Sex

Is He Hitting Your G-Spot or Your Breaking Point?

Is he pushing against your G-spot, or pushing past the line of acceptable human behavior?

Love and Sex

How To Not Do Sex Even If He Wants To Do Sex

You need to know how to not do sex!

News

‘Hello Ken’ Doll Keeps Interrupting ‘Hello Barbie’

Despite being programmed with an MBA & loads of confidence, Hello Barbie just takes Hello Ken’s rude bullshit.

News

Mom Now Going By ‘Daddy’s Wife’

“It only makes sense since I have been Daddy’s Wife the whole time.”

Entertainment

New Game of Thrones Season Will Kill Off The Audience

“Real fans who read the books have known of their impending deaths for years!”

News

UConn Huskies Douse Coach with Water Cooler Jug After Championship without Spilling

They hoisted the jug above their heads without having to ask a man to do it for them.

Entertainment

Seven Shots Of Celebs Doing Kegels

More celebs are vagina-clenching on the red carpet than you’d think!

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