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How to Give Constructive Criticism While Still Being a Little Mean

Thoughts

Why I Would Never Invalidate Another Woman’s Success, But I Will Tell You How Her Parents Made Their Money

It’s not sexist to mention that mommy and daddy are loaded.

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Exercising to Get Thin and Started Exercising to Look Like Wreck-It Ralph

I want shoulders that ask, “Can a body part get bigger than this?” and fists that answer, “Yes. We. Can.”

News

Straight Woman Disappointed She’s Gone Half of Pride Without Anyone Calling Her Queen

“I would even take cunty or hunny, though I do prefer queen.”

News

Scientists Confirm Allergy Season Is Forever Now

“Your eyes will be itchy forever and say goodbye to kissing, because that shit’s over for good.”

News

REPORT: Friend Is in Europe and You’re Going to Fucking Hear About It

Prepare to see every second of it live-tweeted, storied, and grid-posted.

Living

QUIZ: Is Your Nausea Caused by Coffee or the Intensity of the Human Experience?

Is it your morning latte or your existential dread?

Style

4 Tattoos That You Can’t Afford to Get Removed

Here are four tattoos you’re gonna love – because you literally cannot afford not to.

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: That’s a Really Great Point That I’m Not Going to Acknowledge

Don’t get all worked up just because I’m steamrolling right past any of your thoughts and opinions.

News

Experts Announce That You Can Say ‘My Birthday Is Coming Up’ for Like 9 Months

“This science is a little hazy, but yeah, like right around nine months beforehand is when you can start.”

News

Vape Friend and Cigarette Friend Find Truce by Smoking Weed Together

“It’s harder to argue when you’re high.”

Living

How to Choke Him Hard Enough That He Likes It but Not Hard Enough That You Like It

If you find yourself thinking, “FINISH HIM,” no reason to panic!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Wore Cargo Pants and Now All My Friends Are Sending Me Father’s Day Cards

I would take off the cargo pants to put a stop to all this madness, but they look so damn good.

Living

How to Enjoy Your Weekend Even Though You Feel Morally Obligated to Go to the Farmers’ Market

You’re not a bad person for not buying a bunch of plums that are going to go bad.

News

Magic! Woman Transforms Quick 30-Minute Recipe Into Life-Threatening Three-Hour Recipe

“Did I leave the gas stove on – unlit – for about five minutes? Yes.”

Living

How to Wear Bold, Colorful Prints Even Though You’re Not a Contemporary Fiction Book Cover

Imagine the pages of Little Gods on the outside, with the cover on the inside. That’s what you’ll look like!

News

Queerbaiting? Rock Climber Using Carabiner

Despite her use of the carabiner, Georgia has never read Fun Home or seen the Broadway musical adaptation.

News

Elusive Dad Spotted in Background of Mom’s FaceTime

“I blinked and he was gone. It makes me wonder if I even saw him at all.”

Living

How to Deliver Your Baby Even Though Everyone Is Looking at You

Tell everyone that you’re shy.

Living

How to Be With Someone Who Truly Sees You by Dating the Only Person Who Made It to the End of Your Instagram Story

Only entertain relationships with people who are willing to put in the effort.

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