Is He Cheating on You With Me?

Living

The Hoppiest IPAs to Drink from a Klean Kanteen

Remember—always be sure to drink beer out of your water bottle and wander off into nature responsibly!

News

Single Woman Finally Just Swipes Right on Jar of Mustard

“And the thing is I don’t even really like mustard.”

Love and Sex

How to Tell if He’s Ready for You to Fart Into His Big Spoon

See if he’s ready for you to give a good fiery butt-breath into his yoo-hoo.

Living

How to Befriend Other Frigid Women

A true friend won’t pressure you into the unbearable activity of looking at another person’s eyes.

News

8 Good Tree

These are over eight kind of good tree in the article.

News

Woman’s Fuck Swing Only Used to Rock Boyfriend During Panic Attacks

“He has a therapist and a prescription for Klonopin, but he really prefers the swing.”

News

Power-Hungry Woman Asks To Turn Down AC

“She didn’t even say sorry before asking!”

Living

5 Ways To Decorate Your Workspace So You Can Say ‘Workspace’ More

All you have to do is simply say “workspace” as many times as humanly possible!

Thoughts

My Husband Died Without Saying Goodbye or Telling Me What All These TV Remotes Do

I don’t know how to turn on the TV without you.

Style

6 Spring Outfits You Don’t Deserve Because You Don’t Read Garment Care Labels

Seven outfits to try on as temps start to rise and your willingness to pay for dry cleaning starts to drop!

Living

8 Dogs that Can Tell I’m Wearing the Wrong Bra Size

Dogs are a man’s best friend—and a woman in the wrong bra size’s worse enemy.

Living

6 Gorges to Scream Into When You Accidentally Buy Scented Tampons

This gorges are perfect for that all-American girl who just bought tampons that will make her smell like a funeral parlor.

Love and Sex

4 Ways to Hold a Skateboard So Your 19-Year-Old Neighbor Will Plow You

“Wheels? Yeah, I got four of ‘em. Attached to a board. Right in my arms.”

News

Woman Creates Secret Facebook Group Just For Herself

“This page is for me. It’s where I feel safe, and can say anything to myself, or even invite myself to meetups.”

Love and Sex

7 Date Ideas that Will Make Your Boyfriend Say, ‘Sure If You Want To’

You love planning dates for you and your special man, and he loves passively agreeing to go on them!

Thoughts

The Gender Pay Gap Would Be an Issue for Me, If I Had a Job

Think of all the jobs I could be unfairly underpaid to do!

Living

How To Pretend Your Back Is Sore From Sex And Not From Moving A Table

Give a little half-smile whenever you touch the small of your back to quell your blinding pain.

Love and Sex

Tone Your Thighs by Pretending to Sit Your Full Weight in His Lap

Use these moves to maintain the illusion that you weigh less than a garden fairy!

Living

5 Things to Name Your Cat So People Know You Read

Let me tell you, buying a cat just to let everyone know you’re a smart person is well worth the smell!

News

30-Year-Old Woman Considers Removing ‘1986’ From Email Address

“My mother and society and the media have taught me that a lady should never reveal how old she is.”

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