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Daring New Bridal Trends That’ll Make Grandma Ask Why You Didn’t Want a ‘Real Wedding’

Love and Sex

How to Put No Pressure on Valentine’s Day, But Still End Up Crying

Here are a few ways you can to put absolutely no pressure on this lame corporate holiday, but still end up crying a lot at the end of the night.

News

Russia Collusion Somehow The ‘First Straw’ With Uncle Dan

Residents were shocked to find that Michael Flynn’s ties to Russia were somehow the “first straw.”

Living

How to Get Beyoncé’s Hot Bod, Yes Even Now

Beyoncé is carrying two new Beyoncés and she needs her rest, which means you also get to rest now.

Thoughts

I’m Just Looking For a Nice Guy Who Doesn’t Lead With That

Is that too much to ask? It is? Hm, okay.

News

‘Trigger Warnings Are For Cowards,’ Says Man Who Still Hasn’t Gotten Over All-Female ‘Ghostbusters’

“That film should come with a warning for guys like that.”

Thoughts

Why I’m Choosing to Blame Adele’s GRAMMY Wins on Taylor Swift

This has nothing to do with Adele. Adele is perfect.

Podcast

On Mouth Time: St. Galentine’s Day Massacre! (w/Joel Kim Booster)

We talk about what we’re doing for our Galentine’s Day party and breaking Beyonce news from last week, with special guest and former/current cult member, Tommy Hole.

Thoughts

I Realized I Wasn’t Doing Self-Care Right, So I Cut My Hair and Started a New Life

And now, no one can tell me any differently!

Thoughts

Why I Decided Not to Go Out Tonight, Unless Someone Begs Me To

It’s only 7pm – I’m just saying, the ball’s in your court.

News

Miranda’s Text To New Guy Currently Under Peer Review

“Bold, declarative statements pack more of a punch, while also keeping you in a position of power.”

News

Woman Shares Personality Quiz Results As Though Friends Haven’t Already Met Her

“It’s nice to have control over how I’m perceived by telling people what to think about me.”

Living

Light Conversation Topics For When You Talk to Katies

Don’t bring up your leg hair, cause Katies won’t get it.

Style

Sexy Updos That Might Save You From Getting Food in Your Hair

No more suddenly wondering before bed, “Why is my hair so crunchy?”

Living

5 Snacks To Tide You Over When You’re Craving The Taste of Cum

So you won’t run outside, screaming, “I NEED EJACULATE!!”

Living

Feminist Responses You Could Have Made To His Gross Comment Instead Of ‘Haha, You Wish!’

Haha, you wish!!

Love and Sex

Halfhearted Ways to Indulge His Side Hobby As A DJ

When he tells you he’s a DJ, nod but don’t smile.

Thoughts

Now Is The Time When Women Must Organize (Or At Least Put Everything Into Piles)

Only then can women take down the oppressive egomaniacs currently running the country.

Thoughts

Help! My Fiancé and I Are Trapped in This Engagement Photo Shoot and We Can’t Get Out!

The real problem is, it’s starting to feel like no one has noticed.

Thoughts

I Will Not Go Quietly Back to The 1950s No Matter What My Mid-Century Furniture Implies

But I do love the Jell-O molds.

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