Good Shoes For a Nice Walk

Thoughts

Why I Want Politicians to Legislate My Butt

They can just talk to my butt, who has no idea what the eff is going on right now.

Style

4 Lipsticks to Make Your Mouth All Chapped and Bad

Bad, bad lipgloss. Bad and chapped!

Living

3 Cute Ways to Ask a Ghost to Come Back Later

Sorry, spook! This bitch has a to-do list, so come back later!

Style

3 Middle Parts That Say ‘Look At My Scalp, Bitch’

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Entertainment

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See which kind of lie describes you the best!

StacyBot Thoughts

Why I Give Good Diet

How do I eat good feel great and sex like a bad bitch?

Style

3 Jumpsuits That Scream, ‘I Don’t Know Myself Yet!’

We love that the colors are neutral—just like you!

News

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“She walked out of the meeting and went straight to the coffee maker. That’s not right.”

Love and Sex

5 Sexts to Make His Dick Go ‘HEY’

One thing that’s not surprising? That this text made his dick go HEY.

Living

4 Men Named Kyle Who Have No Idea There’s a Women’s Strike

If a man comes up to you and asks what all these girls are doing, ask for his name.

Thoughts

Why I’m Using My Time Being Single to Dig a Really Deep Hole in My Backyard

Seriously, this thing is probably five by five feet deep now.

Love and Sex

Should You Spit or Swallow or Spray It in the Air Like a Tiny Whale?

Because everyone blowjobs differently.

Love and Sex

How to Get Back in the Dating Game for Exactly One Hour

Until you give up again!

Living

How to Laugh Like ‘Tee Hee Hee’ Instead of ‘HO HO HOOOO’

Tee. Hee. Hee! HO HO HO!

News

Women’s Conversation Just a String of Apologies for Being Terrible at Communication

“I know, I’m the wooooorst. Like, the woooooooooorst.”

Living

The Best Yoga Pants for Sliding Down a Banister and Impressing Your Crush

You’ll almost certainly hurt yourself, you big flirt!

Style

How to Stay Vigilant In Trump’s America While Also Keeping Your Baby Hairs Tamed

These two things are not unrelated.

Thoughts

I Tried the RBG Workout, and Now My Body Is One Giant Fancy Collar

I feel refreshed. I feel feminine. I feel powerful.

News

Missing Woman Finally Located In Depths Of Fun Facebook Group

“There were just so many good dogs.”

Thoughts

My Love Language Is Touch, But Not When I’m On My Period, You Monster

Sex is amazing between the first and 25th of the month, after that, I will hurt his penis.

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