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“I know, I’m the wooooorst. Like, the woooooooooorst.”

Living

The Best Yoga Pants for Sliding Down a Banister and Impressing Your Crush

You’ll almost certainly hurt yourself, you big flirt!

Style

How to Stay Vigilant In Trump’s America While Also Keeping Your Baby Hairs Tamed

These two things are not unrelated.

Thoughts

I Tried the RBG Workout, and Now My Body Is One Giant Fancy Collar

I feel refreshed. I feel feminine. I feel powerful.

News

Missing Woman Finally Located In Depths Of Fun Facebook Group

“There were just so many good dogs.”

Thoughts

My Love Language Is Touch, But Not When I’m On My Period, You Monster

Sex is amazing between the first and 25th of the month, after that, I will hurt his penis.

Love and Sex

How to Lucid Dream So You Can Finally Fuck Mitch

If you get impatient, just remember your mind’s version of Mitch’s dick definitely won’t disappoint!

Thoughts

I’m a Feminist But I Love Men and Want To Fuck Them and Just Listen to Me I Promise I’m Not Even Mad

Just because I care about double standards does not mean I wouldn’t fuck a man all night long!

Living

How to Let the Guy Who Kinda Looks Like Your Ex Ruin Your Whole Day

The only way to keep this heart-churning feeling in your system is to feed it!

Love and Sex

How to Casually Let Him Know That Your Freezer Is Full of Pizza Bagels

He’ll be gorging on pizza and you in no time.

News

Woman’s Savings Account Just Money She Forgot About in Venmo

When questioned about her savings strategy, she explained, “I just forgot.”

Thoughts

I Wish I Could Just Be a Lesbian So I Could Ruin That Relationship Too

Lesbians never have to deal with any of the relationship stuff we have to deal with dating men!

Style

The 5 Best Dry Shampoos to Use When You’re Lost at Sea

Our faves for when you’re drifting aimlessly across the waves.

Living

How to Trap Your Hotter Roommate in a Magic Mirror Without It Being Weird

So you can remain the fairest one in all your apartment.

Thoughts

Sorry, I Just Think My Character Would Be Drinking More Milk

My character was just loving drinking milk, and she’s not going to apologize for that.

Thoughts

Because ‘La La Land’ Lost Best Picture, I’m Boycotting Jazz

Have you heard about it? I hadn’t before seeing this movie.

Style

Korean Beauty Products That Wipe the Floor With Your Western Face Slop

Or feel free to just settle with that disgusting old face slop you use every day.

News

Baby’s First Words Are, ‘I’m Not Here to Make Friends’

When asked to comment, Cecily rolled her eyes and threw her pacifier in disgust.

Thoughts

It’s Not You, I’m Just Dealing With a Lot Of Issues That Are Definitely Your Fault

I’m just mad at the whole general experience I’m having, that I would never be having if it weren’t for you.

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