Mom Quietly Plots News to Bring Up In Last 10 Minutes of Phone Call

Thoughts

Stop Calling My Beauty Exotic. I’m From Pittsburgh.

I’m from Western Pennsylvania.

Love and Sex

6 Signs Your Troubled Relationship is Ready To Host a Home Renovation Show

Bicker the day away as you make someone’s dream home a reality.

StacyBot Thoughts

How to Be a Work Who Sometimes Womans

Here’s her latest take on having it all!

News

Man Who Won’t Shut Up About Standing Desks Not Willing To Give Up Seat On The Subway

“I guess he likes the benefits of standing, but only when they benefit himself.”

Living

6 Decorative Bowls Perfect For When He Asks, ‘Where Do You Want Me To Cum?’

“Right in there, my dear.”

Thoughts

How I Lost 45 Pounds by Making My Teen Daughter Freaky Friday Me

The FF diet is not for everyone, mostly because everyone doesn’t have a teen daughter.

Love and Sex

How to Quantify Your Feelings So Men Will Listen

It’s easier for everyone involved to spell things out for them in simple, mathematical terms.

News

Glossier Announces New Line of Makeup For Women Not Already Beautiful

“We really believe we are making the world a more beautiful place!”

Thoughts

I Met The Man Of My Dreams On The Only Dating Site Just For Lighthouse Keepers

I sent him a picture of my lighthouse, with my small figure at the bottom, to get a sense of whether he might be into me, physically.

Love and Sex

8 Things Your Man Wishes You’d Do More Often, Besides Praise His Monster Peen

Rub his back, shoulders, even his head (no not his dick head, lol).

Entertainment

5 Nonfiction Audiobooks To Start Before Putting ‘Love On Top’ On Repeat

Bring the beat in!

Living

Gatsby-Themed Wedding Ideas That Say, ‘I Didn’t Read The Book’

Excess is really fun, right??

Living

Vocal Warmups For Meekly Shouting, ‘Someone’s In Here!’ From The Starbucks Bathroom

You can bet Julie Andrews handles uncomfortable public bathroom exchanges like a pro!

Thoughts

Did You Know Your Nipple Is The Same Size As Your Butthole? I Know Because I’ve Tried

Science for the win!

Style

Natural Makeup Looks That Say, ‘Yeah, I Just Fucked In The Forest’

People will be wondering, “Did she just fuck in a forest?”

Thoughts

I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant or That Pickles Are Cucumbers

“Does everyone know about this?!” I asked my friend.

News

Town’s Thriving Literary and Arts Scene Exists Entirely in Woman’s Living Room

“Here in my living room, or ‘the salon’ as I call it, we do get on quite well.”

Style

5 Cocktail Dresses That Are Cuter Than Any Bridesmaid Dress, Anyway

Its classic silhouette is just like you: easy, dependable, and definitely not a bridesmaid.

Entertainment

The 5 Hottest Guys In The Handmaid’s Tale You Didn’t Even Notice Because That’s Not What It’s About Jesus Christ

Come on guys; focus up.

News

Woman Who Regrets Voting for Trump Still Pretty Racist

Janet wishes she hadn’t voted for President Trump. However, she’s still super racist.

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Mom Quietly Plots News to Bring Up In Last 10 Minutes of Phone Call

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