Green Smoothies That’ll Help It Just Slide Right Out

Green smoothies are healthy, tasty, and easy to make, even at home! Best of all, a green smoothie helps everything just slide right out of your body, just like you’d hoped. Just throw a few handfuls of fruit and veggies in the blender so that all that bad, bad, bad will just slip right out of you, just as nature intended.


Spinach, Frozen Banana, Pineapple, Mango, & Coconut Water

This green smoothie has a refreshing tropical bent with Caribbean flavors! Also, thankfully, it’ll have all the crap you ate yesterday just sliding right out of you before noon. We could get used to this!


Spinach, Fresh Mint, Pistachios, & Protein Powder

Nuts are a great addition to your green smoothie when you want something hearty but still want it to slide out all smooth and easy. What’s more, the protein powder will keep you going through the day and the greens will keep stuff going through you and gliding right on out. Choo, choo!



Blueberries, Peanut Butter, & Kale

This smoothie tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but don’t tell that to your insides! They’ll know they’re getting the good stuff when the green juices start flowing on through your digestive tract and right out the back door. Hello and bye-bye, smoothie!


Kale, Grapefruit, Cucumber, Celery, & Apple

Not for the faint of heart, this smoothie is ready to squeegee your intestines as it slips through you like a snake. This is clean eating at it’s squeakiest! I think we’re gonna need a bigger bowl!


Spinach, Banana, Strawberries, Pomegranate Arils, & Coconut Milk

Who says a green smoothie gotta stay green? This fruity green smoothie will be brown and down in three minutes flat!


A green smoothie is a great way to start your day, especially when you want it all to just come right out, fast and loose. Drink up!