Woman Forgoes Sleep in Favor of Watching 300 Short Videos That Mean Nothing to Her

Living

‘Beards Are Makeup for Men,’ Says Man Who Should Literally Just Try Makeup

“I don’t know if he realizes that ‘makeup’ is also makeup for men.”

News

REPORT: Woman Totally Fine as Long as She Does Week’s Worth of Work in Next 25 Minutes

“FUCK, fuck, fuck, fuck.”

News

Woman Bankrupted by Haircut

“That type of big purchase just wasn’t in the cards for me this year.”

Living

4 Gifts for Your Unresponsive Friend That Are All Portable Chargers

New iPhone is a great second option though!

Womanspiration

couple in bathroom

Wow! This Woman’s Pubes Grew Back So Fast They Broke the Sound Barrier

The force of her pubes growing back so fast created a shock wave.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Showed Friends My Favorite Movie and They Pointed Out All the Ways It’s Problematic

The peanut gallery made their anger known.

Living

Brave! Umbrella Leaving House Knows There’s an 80% Chance It Doesn’t Make It Home

“He doesn’t wish to leave his family behind but he knows that you need him.”

Thoughts

Why It’s Rude to Be on Your Phone at a Restaurant Unless You Just Needed to Google Something Really Quick

While being on your phone at a restaurant is objectively impolite, googling is okay because you’re providing something for the table.

News

Food Desert? This Woman Has No Groceries and Doesn’t Want to Go Outside

Unfortunately, examples of food deserts like this in US cities have become all too common.

News

Woman Checks Her 2024 New Years’ Resolutions Because She Loves to Hurt Her Own Feelings

“Release one (1) album by November.”

Love and Sex

Planning Ahead! This Man Texted ‘I Wish I Kissed You Back There’ Before the Date Even Started

“I need to show her I’m not like the other guys.”

News

Playlist That Started Out Cohesive Now Just List of Every Song Woman Has Ever Liked

“Any time I liked a song, I’d kind of just stick it in ‘Brooding Morning’ to remember it for later.”

Living

’Thanksgiving Just Feels Different This Year,’ Says Woman Describing Passage of Time and End of Childhood

No one really wanted to tell her that, because it’s a profoundly sad idea.

Living

Dog Who Is Profoundly Joyful at Your Return Unaware It Is Temporary

Experts say this will only make it harder for him when you leave in 72 hours, you sick fuck.

Thoughts

I Miss the Good Old Days When a Macy’s Parade Balloon Would Kill Someone Every Once in a While

There’s nothing like a 70-foot Snoopy balloon barreling toward you to remind you to cherish the little things in life.

News

REPORT: It’s Fine for Your Friends to Rehash the Same Topics, but When You Do It Everyone Hates You

“It’s normal for everyone else, but it’s super rude of you.”

Style

Thanksgiving Outfits That Say, ‘Wait, We’re Doing Outfits?’

That is, until your aunt brings up the election.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Retold a Story From Childhood and Realized I Was a Bully

What the fuck? But this doesn’t align with my narrativized sense of self at all!

News

‘I Feel Like the Day Is Getting Away From Me,’ Says Woman Who Is Going to Sit Motionless for the Next Six Hours

“There it goes,” Liv said cryptically at 4:30 p.m. once the sun had begun to set.

Living

How to Have People Over Even Though That Means They’re Going to See All Your Stuff

Blindfolds.

Living

QUIZ: Did You Sleep Weird or Is It the First Semblance of Back Pain That Will Plague You for Life?

Can you touch your toes?

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Relax It’s Not Going to Be That Bad

It’s starting to get hard to comfort you, not that I’ve tried.

News

Woman Who Bought Herself Flowers on a Whim Now Suspicious That She Did It out of Guilt

“God, I am one conniving bitch.”

News

Woman Spends Week Comforting Men in Her Life About the Tragic Loss of Her Rights

“Dan really needed a hug today, I guess.”

News

‘Everything Happens for a Reason,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Actually Been Through Shit

What would she know?