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‘You Need to Get off Medication and Work Through Your Trauma,’ Says Person Whose Parents Wanted Them

‘I Actually Drive Better When I’m High,’ Says Woman to the Demogorgon in Her Back Seat

Woman Who Didn’t Hear What Friend Said Enters Laughing and Nodding Stage of Conversation

Woman Outlines Extensive Plan to Get in Shape by Last Month

Woman Too Focused on Enjoying Sex to Enjoy Sex

Woman Keeps Her Fallen Acrylics Nails Like They’re Baby Teeth

Mother Couldn’t Possibly Finish Entire Round of Antibiotics

Fuck! Hike Has Elevation

Uh Oh! Date Just Said Something That Didn’t Come Up During Background Check

REPORT: Basketball Happening Right Now Apparently

Non-Binary Person Walking Alone at Night Unsure Whether to Be Scared or Scary

Should Employees Be Paid? Why People Think It’s Time

Woman Who Was Excited for Summer Forgot About Sleeping When It’s Hot

REPORT: 3-Year-Old Baby Tee Entering Preschool

‘No, Thanks, It Makes Me Anxious,’ Says Woman Being Offered Relationship

Weaponized Incompetence? This Roommate Won’t Deep Clean Because One Time He Made Mustard Gas

Girlfriend Wants to Know if You’d Still Love Her if She Was Totally Different Person Who Was Awful

Uh Oh! Friend Talking to Your Parents the Way They’d Talk to a Friend

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