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Study Finds Boredom Preferable to Doing Stuff

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Cool! Grandma Progressing From Backhanded Compliments to Straight Insults

GLAAD Announces It’s Okay to Think the Name ‘Gaylord’ is Funny

Edibles Simply Too Close to Not Take One

Mom Wishes You’d See Things From Her Fucked Up Point of View

REPORT: Shoes New for 18 Seconds

Mom Misses Cute Age When Children Were Entirely Beholden to Her Godlike Authority

Devastating! Thanksgiving Weed Cousin Now Turkey Trot 5K Cousin

Woman Wants to Be More Productive but Doesn’t Want to Do More Stuff

Woman Doesn’t Want Kids Because Then That’s Just More Birthdays to Remember

Silence on Other End of Line Suggests Friend Also Using Phone for Twitter

Woman Spends Majority of Yoga Class Mentally Applauding Self for Being at Yoga Class

Woman at Gates of Heaven Rejected for Taking Work Call in Coffee Shop

Woman Who Offered to Meet in Friend’s Neighborhood Didn’t Expect to Be Taken Up on It

Shaved Legs Suggest Woman Recently Saw Parents

‘There’s a Ray of Light in Every Rainstorm,’ Says Woman Just Making Shit Up

Woman With Ten-Step Skincare Routine Hasn’t Washed Makeup Brushes in Years

Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self

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