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How to Quit Your Job When No One Notices Your New Haircut (Two Inches)

QUIZ: Are Your Friends Having Their Own Lives Behind Your Back?

Vegetarian Touched That Family Remembered Her Favorite Meal Is Lettuce

How To Get Him to Walk Behind You and Pick Up Your Poop In a Little Bag

How To Tell Your Sick Uncle You’re Actually Saving Your Kidney For Sandra Oh

5 Bold Red Lipsticks To Empower Your Front Tooth

How To Check Your Breasts For Lumps Without Getting Too Horny

Man Reminisces About Joke Immediately After Telling It

5 Cute Cat Toys You Won’t Buy Because You Can’t Risk Her Loving Something More Than You

5 Healthy Meals That Will Make Your Stomach Sound Like Treebeard

Quiz: Are You Shook Or Do You Just Need a Warmer Winter Coats?

5 Cathedral Steps to Collapse On Dramatically When You Simply Can’t Go On

4 Tragedies to Mention When Your Friend Announces Their Good News

How to Stop Caring So Much About What You Look Like By Focusing On How Shitty You Feel

How To Avoid Being Fired While Also Being The First Choice For Lay-Offs

4 Gorgeous Armchairs For You to Bump Into and Apologize to Over and Over Again

5 Holiday Treats You Won’t Make Because You’re Eating Chocolate Chips Out of the Bag Again

How to Sing ‘Santa Baby’ So Seductively That Your Audience Will Wonder If You Actually Fucked Santa

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