Why I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others And Started Comparing Myself To This Stock Photo Of Me Reductress Took Two Summers Ago When I Was Thinner
Oh, Yes, I Miss Manicures Too…’ Says Woman Whose Greatest Joy is Biting and Eating Her Own Dirty Fingernails
Why I’m Taking a Stand Against the Wedding Industrial Complex by Getting Married in This Three-Piece Zoot Suit
How to Socially Distance When You’re the Old Crone Who Lives Inside the ATM and Hands People Their Money Through the Slot
Why I Decided to Stop Wearing Bras and Start Wearing Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots With the Fur (With the Fur)
