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I Dated My Boyfriend Just So I Could Put Mascara on His Long-ass Lashes

4 Hearty Winter Stews to Make You Feel Like a Cold, Lonesome Prairie Wife

Here Are a Few Billie Eilish Songs So You Have Something To Talk About With Your Boyfriend’s Sisters

Winter Wardrobe Same as Fall Wardrobe With Sadder Face and Uglier Coat

Sarah’s Wearing Dad’s Old Flannel Shirt Even Though He’s Not Even Dead Yet

Gifts For The Person Who Has Everything, Except A Map Of The Old Mine Just Outside Of Town

Our Holiday Gift Guide That Seems to Think You Have a Friend Worth $700

Can’t Stop Thinking About Your Ex? Then This Headline Probably Didn’t Help.

REPORT: Mom Reading Sentimental Card Out Loud

I’m Sorry I’m Being Difficult Again by Asking You to Make Food That Doesn’t Kill Me

Santa Prefers Oat Milk, Actually

Cool! “Oversized” Sweater Fits You Just Right

BABY YODA! Now That We Have Your Attention What You Hate About Other People Is What You Really Dislike About Yourself

How I Stopped Living for Online Validation and Started Living For In-Person Validation

This 7-Year-Old Graduated College, But Got A Communications Degree from A Party School So Don’t Get Too Excited

‘Tofu Is Gross,’ Says Mom While Fisting a Turkey’s Ripped-out Asshole

QUIZ: Should You Write a Memoir or Are You Just Back Home For the Weekend?

Amazing! This Mom Went a Whole Year Without Sitting Down, Just Ask Her

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