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Does He Have Trouble Communicating or is He an Adult in a ‘Peanuts’ Movie?

Aww! This Woman is the ‘Mom’ of Her Nuclear Family

Flip Flops You’ve Had Since Third Grade File for Emancipation

Why I Refuse to See Other Women as Competition, Unless They Have the Same Name as Me

4 Pectoral Exercises That Still Won’t Prepare You For A Cat Walking Across Your Titties

Dead Woman’s Friends Toss Borrowed Hair Ties on Her Grave

5 Push-Up Bras So Your Boobs Can Be Closer to God

Wow! This Woman Can Do a Subversive Reading of Any Problematic Media She Likes

Otters Made Famous from “Holding Hands” Viral Video Finalize Divorce

Why I Decided to Collage all My Nudes Into a Mosaic That Looks Like a Bigger Nude from Far Away

BREAKING: Going Through Car Wash Still Fun as Fuck

Students Wonder How They’re Supposed to Write Apologies on Math Tests if They’re Learning Remotely

8 Rockabilly Dresses That Will Make them Quake in Fear of Your Colossal Tits

5 Heartbreaking Pics of Dips With No Chips

Toilet Tired of Your Shit

Nation’s Teens Roll Out Plan to Teach Younger Cousins to Smoke Weed Virtually This Fall

BREAKING: This Is Kind of a Lot for Me Right Now

Why I Support the USPS Even Though My Lake House Has a Magic Mailbox

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