Author Archives for Taryn Englehart

Straight Woman Takes Your Sexuality As Prompt to Discuss Her One Gay Experience

I Got Glowing Skin With Nothing But Constant Praise

Eco-Friendly Cosmetics That Can’t Unfuck Our Withdrawal From the Paris Accord

Why My Children Will Not Inherit My Wealth of Sephora Points

Birthday Girl Harvesting Enough Attention to Survive Until Next Year

4 Rosés You Can Drink All Day Until You Squirt Pink

How to Have Your Baby Inside An Avocado

Engagement Photos So Gorgeous We Cried Real Doves That Shit On Us

Tricks to Prevent Your Boyfriend From Finishing Too Soon, or Ever Again

woman drinking iced coffee

How to Drink So Much Cold Brew Your Eyes Start Shooting Words At the Screen

Why I Decided to Knight Everyone With My Tampon On the Way to the Bathroom

Empowering Ivanka Quotes That Are Things Other People Said

Inspiring! This Woman Landed a Hot Air Balloon On Her Body Shamer

How to Be a Work Who Sometimes Womans

Calling My Representative Wasn’t Enough, So I Fucked His Wife

How to Heal Yourself With Guns When You Don’t Have Access to Healthcare

QUIZ: Is He the One You Should Arbitrarily Project Everything Onto?

Guy Who Can’t Afford $10 Condoms Miraculously Able to Afford $50 Plan B Pill

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