Author Archives for Sam Crichton

Jack-O’-Lanterns Who Can Weirdly Tell When I’m Ovulating

If Donald Trump Becomes President, I Am Moving to Alaska

5 Perfumes That Will Make Jared HAVE To Sniff Your Neck

I’m Starting a Pin Collection So Don’t Tell Me I’m Not Quirky

My Boyfriend Called Himself ‘Ya Boy’

We Asked These Men Why They’re Afraid of Commitment and They Ran Away From Us

Sex - Reductress

3 Things Your Nutritionist Knows, But Won’t Tell You Because He’s an Asshole

QUIZ: Can You Tell Which One of These Bats is the One I Used to Ruin Rob’s Car?

Spend More Money on Makeup, You Useless Spinster

5 Birth Control Cases That Say, ‘I’m Ready to Accessorize, Not to Have a Baby’

Facebook Stickers to Gently End The Conversation

Bras That Feel Good To Take Off After a Long Day of Being a Bounty Hunter

Hangover Cures That Are Just Ways To Be Even More Drunk In The Morning

Reductress - Crying White Woman

I Have Already Thrown Back All of My Memories

Inappropriate Things to Tweet Because I Don’t Care What Future Employers Think, Mom

My Bathroom Stall Door Is Stuck So Now I Have to Live Here

This Game of Thrones Theory Will Confuse You and Make You Feel Like an Idiot