Jack-O’-Lanterns Who Can Weirdly Tell When I’m Ovulating

It’s October which means everyone is picking pumpkins and carving them into cute jack-o’-lanterns! Normally I love those adorable pumpkins but this year they’re weirdly explaining my monthly cycle to me. Here are the five creepy jack-o’-lanterns who have somehow figured out when I’m ovulating, and never hesitate to tell me.