Jack-O’-Lanterns Who Can Weirdly Tell When I’m Ovulating

Issue 31.1 -  Living -  Oct 7, 2016  By:  

It’s safe to say that I’m disturbed and confused by the jack-o’-lanterns out this year. No other woman I know is facing the same unwarranted comments from pumpkins sitting on stoops. I can’t wait until this part of my menstrual cycle is over, so hopefully they’ll leave me alone!