Jack-O’-Lanterns Who Can Weirdly Tell When I’m Ovulating

Jack-O’-Lanterns Who Can Weirdly Tell When I’m Ovulating

I pass by this jack-o’-lantern on my way to work, and it keeps reminding me that I’m at my most fertile right now. I didn’t even realize that I was ovulating. I honestly never even think about ovulation. But I guess that is good information to have. How is this pumpkin smarter than me?