Author Archives for Megan Meadows

5 Things to Name Your Cat So People Know You Read

Punxsutawney Phil Sees Shadow, Predicts Six More Weeks of Jennifer’s Relationship of Convenience

How to Make Sure Your Kid Isn’t the Last to Get Her Period This School Year

Here’s How I’m Going to Bail on the Plans We Just Made Right After Making Them

‘Are You Kidding, Mark?’ And Other Ways to Win an Argument with Rhetorical Questions

Spring Looks - Reductress

Hot Summer Looks to Mask Your Failing Career

Pregnancy Test - Reductress

Reductress Presents: The Definitive ‘Am I Pregnant?’ Playlist

5 Ways to Let Everyone Know You’re Totally, Definitely Okay After Rehab

Local girl “SO over” On-Again, Off-Again, Not-Really Relationship

Five Diet Cocktails that Taste Like Shit and Won’t Help You Lose Weight

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The Top Five Lip Glosses We Were Paid to Tell You About

How to Tell If You’re Cheating

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True Story: I Liked My Friend’s Family Death Post on Facebook

Self-Medicating with Selfies

I LIVED IT: I Was Fired For Being Too Ugly

Dove Real Beauty Campaign

Dove’s Sketch Artist Leaks Drawings of the Women Who Actually Were Ugly