Author Archives for McKayley Gourley

Woman Repeatedly Slaps Spot on Bed Next to Her in Futile Attempt to Win Cat’s Affections

How to Stop Primping Right When Someone Else Walks Into the Bathroom

Why I Stopped Moisturizing My Lips and Started Letting Them Shed Their Skin Like a Snake

Mom Wants Help Converting a PDF Into a PDF

3 Preventative Botox Treatments That Will Do Nothing for When the Locusts Come

Studies Show Tornado Alley Is Moving East to Pursue a Career in the Arts

Captcha’s New Authentication Test Just Recognizing When Party Host Wants You to Leave

Aw! Woman Leaves One Chip in Bag in Case Her Roommate Wants One Chip

Woman Checks to Make Sure She Has Phone, Wallet, and Keys Before Leaving Husband

Redemption Arc? This Woman Followed up a Snide Remark With ‘But Who Am I to Judge?’

Woman Is One Quiet Moment Alone Away From Cutting Herself Bangs

‘That’s Jazz, Baby!’ Says Woman Trying to Justify Her Haphazard Approach to Punctuation

Nice! Woman Gives Up Drinking but Not Sleeping With Her Makeup On

Want to Cut Down on Meal Prep Time? Buy a Family-Sized Box of Lucky Charms

Too Lifelike? This AI Chatbot Just Asked Me If I’ve Seen ‘Garden State’

Woman Patiently Waiting for Credit Card Debt to Be Forgiven Too

No Shit! Wildly Successful Person Believes in Manifestation

Woman Knows the Minutiae of Every Celebrity Drama but Not the Year Her Parents Got Divorced

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