Author Archives for Madison Dillard

‘Will This Crystal Solve My Problems?’ Asks Woman Who Doesn’t Floss

This Woman Realized Her Impulse Buy Was Cosmically Aligned When Her Total Was $77.77

How to Tell if It’s a Big Dumb Shirt or a Sexy Shirt Dress

Here’s Why I Stopped Doing the Dishes and Started Smashing Them on the Floor like a Greek Wedding

STUDY: How Can Tiny Pill Do So Much to Large Body?

Boyfriend Unaware That You Manifested Him

5 Strains of Weed That Will Make You Scared

Brave: Another White Person Comes Out as Stinky

STUDY: So Cool That Water Is Just Clear

QUIZ: How Bad is the Delta Variant? Like Really Bad Or…?

REPORT: Fuck This Guy

Here’s How ‘The Bachelorette’ Inspired Me to Choose Myself After All the Better Options Were Gone

How Listening to ‘Before He Cheats’ as a Child Impacted My Adult Relationships With Men

Wow! This Woman Made a Terrible Meal For Herself

White Actor Playing Racist Is a Little Too Convincing

Aw! New AI Technology Develops Negative Self-Talk

How to Pass Off Your IBS Bathroom Trips as a Cool Coke Habit

Woman Makes More Breakfast So She Can Drink More Coffee

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