Author Archives for Jasmine Pierce

‘I’m So Clumsy,’ Says Woman Falling Into Abyss

6 Red Flags You’ll Zoom Past On Your Way to Dicktown

Woman Spends Best Day of Her Life Trying Not To Spill Stuff On Her Dress

Breathing Exercises For When Your Fitness Teacher Clearly Hates You

How to Stop Listening to What a Woman’s Outfit Says and Start Listening to Her Mouth

Is It Technically Rape If I Have to Explain to Him What Counts As Rape?

Diamond-less Engagement Rings to Try Really Hard to Want

Wow! Woman Uses Brush to Apply Makeup Instead of Finger Like Some Kind of Queen

The Most Talented Olympic Athletes You’re Gonna Wanna Rub Your Boobs On

Rachel Engaged Despite Already Having Everything

Pro Tips for Farting Your Way Out Of This Tinder Date

photo by Lena Palladina

Totally Adorable Shorts That Fit You Last Fucking Summer

100-Calorie Snacks to Eat 12 Of In One Sitting

They Taught Me To Smile, Not To Be Not Racist

Beauty Secrets Are No Fun, Beauty Secrets Hurt Someone

HELP! My Roommate Said We Should Buy One Doughnut And Split It

Friend Scrolling Through Your Phone Dangerously Close To Trove Of Dick Pics

Women Are So Catty Except Almost Every Woman I’ve Ever Met

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