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Mom Only Cool With Bisexuality About Half The Time

How to Replace Every Snack With Popcorn Until Your Gums Bleed

Five Scents That Still Won’t Cover Up Your BO, Sorry

Group Halloween Costumes You Don’t Have Enough Friends For

Woman Worried Relationship Not Hayride Ready

Chrissy Teigen Tweets Exactly What You Are Thinking While Being Exactly 10 Times As Hot

How to Remember To Take Your Birth Control But Forget that Justin Likes Coldplay

Cute! These Dresses Have Pockets Which Make It Easier to Steal Stuff

5 Up-and-Coming Cities to Move To After You Sleep With Your Roommate

6 Morning Workout Classes Your Roommate Would Never Sleep Through

5 Paneras That Will Calm Your Mom’s Fears About Your Neighborhood

6 Nail Polishes to Complement Your Bleeding Cuticles

6 Masters Degrees to Get While You Wait For Him To Text Back

QUIZ: How Dare You, Jason?

7 Trends Men Hate, So Why The Fuck Are You Still Wearing Them?

Eyebrow Products To Draw On Emotion, You Sociopath

How To Feel Full On Just Your Birth Control

5 Kissing Techniques to Show Him You’ve Totally Moved On