Author Archives for Elizabeth Alexandroff

Hangover Cures You’ll Be Too Hung Over To Try

She Finally Did It, Tara Made Butter Out of Cum

Cool Fall Tops That You’ll Just Cover Up With A Jacket

Uncomplicated Shows to Watch on Netflix While You Go Balls Deep on Ben’s Instagram

Cute Outfits That No One Fucking Instagrammed Tonight

Fall Jeans So Tight That You Can’t Fart

Incredible! This Woman Finished Telling An Entire Story In This Noisy Bar

Get Your Shoes Back From Your Ex By Just Getting Back Together

Smoothie Recipes That Will Make Your Blender Wake Up Your Roommate

Root Vegetables That Will Shrivel Up In Your Fridge

Woman Ready To Adopt A Dog But Settles For A Haircut

5 Kiehl’s Products To Try At The House You Babysit

How To Pretend Your Back Is Sore From Sex And Not From Moving A Table

Yikes! Did You Know Dana Called Them Sunnies?

How to Get the Most Out of Sad Jenna’s Tax Return

Sugar Scrubs to Rub on Your Butt

Power Stances to Practice Before Asking for Well Vodka

Sex Playlist Only Used When Cleaning Out Fridge