Author Archives for Eliana Kwartler

First Woman to Walk Upright Just Needed the Steps

5 Consent Metaphors to Help Him Understand – Oh, He Stopped Reading at ‘Consent’?

4 Gorgeous Wall Vases for Your Plants to Die In

5 Things to Say at Brunch to Make Your Girlfriends Think You’ve Also Seen ‘Ladybird’

I Want My Boyfriend to Murder My Vagina Because It Won’t Stop Singing ‘Tomorrow Belongs to Me’ from ‘Cabaret’

Rachel Has Sex Three to Five Times a Week, Like She’s Just Made of Free Time

4 Tips for Better Sleep That Will Make You Still Just Take an Ambien and Call it a Day

5 Glamorous Redheads That Still Get Asked If the Carpet Matches the Drapes

Amazing! This Woman Got a Haircut and Can’t Stop Nervously Saying, ‘It’s Growing On Me’

23 Articles About Sex That You’ll Want to Click On and Then Remember You’re at Work and Then Click it Anyway

Kardashian Sisters

How to Dress Like A Kardashian Trying to Distract From All of Rob’s Bullshit

I Dress and Act Like a Baby So Barack Obama Can Pick Me Up and It Won’t Be Weird. Here’s Why.

Beautiful Love Poems By Rumi That – Wait, This Article Isn’t About Rumi Carter?! UNSUBSCRIBE

4 Stackable Rings Because We Guess One Just Isn’t Enough For Your Greedy Little Fingers

3 Empowering Texts That You Won’t Send When He Ghosts You Because Maybe He’s Just Really Busy

I Clapped Back at My Body Shamers So Hard, I Finally Reached My Goal Weight

How to Dress 10 Years Younger So He’ll Take You As His Child Bride

I’m In An Open Relationship, And You Should Be Too, So I Don’t Feel As Weird About Mine