How to Tell Him You Can Only Cum to ‘A League of Their Own’

Being able to communicate your needs in bed is the number-one factor achieving an orgasm. The number-two factor is letting him know that you can only get off while watching 1992 sports-comedy film A League of Their Own starring Tom Hanks and Geena Davis. You don’t know what it is about it, but that film is your number one ingredient for cum! Here’s how to tell him he’s gonna have to bring the Hooch to get in your cooch. (Marla Hooch is a character in A League of Their Own, duh!)

 

Whisper “There’s No Crying in Baseball” into His Dick

Foreplay is an opportunity share what you’re excited about in bed. That’s why it’s the perfect time to share one of the most famous lines from A League of Their Own! Rasp that line right into his chub, and he’ll be like “What?” and then he’ll be like “Oh, that’s right. A League of Their Own! Rosie O’Donnell is so good in that movie.” Before you know it, he’ll be offering to put it on, and you’ll be on your way to your orgasm. Home run!

 

Call Him Jimmy

Nothing keeps a guy on his toes like calling him the wrong name. When you call him Jimmy, he may be put off at first, but it’s the perfect entry to clarifying that you mean Jimmy Dugan, Tom Hanks’ character from A League of Their Own. Tell him you want to fuck him with the same passion that Jimmy had when he convinced Dottie to play in the World Series! Then blast the movie as you go to town on each other. (Note: This only works if the guy you’re about to fuck isn’t named Jimmy.)

 

 

Play “Like a Prayer”

Putting on one of Madonna’s sexiest songs isn’t just great foreplay, it’s a great conversation opener to discuss her incredible performance in A League of Their Own. God, just talking about how she played center field is getting you wet. He may not want to watch A League of Their Own while you get busy, but once you remind him that they called Madonna’s character “All the Way” Mae Mordabito, he’s gonna get the idea. This is the only way you can cum, and you don’t know why!

 

A League of Their Own isn’t just a movie preserved in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress, it’s an instrument of sex that you full-on need to have an orgasm. Hey, don’t ask questions—just try these tips and get your man to press “play”!

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