Thoughts ARCHIVES

Here’s Why I Value Having a Clean Apartment––Wait, No, Don’t Look in That Closet

DUDE CORNER: Get Ready to Hear Me Type

I LIVED IT: I Told My Friend to Stop Me if I’ve Told Them This and They Actually Did

Dude Corner: They Won’t Even Let You Be a Corrupt City Mayor Anymore

I LIVED IT: I Heard a Loved One Chewing

How I Stopped Putting Off the Important Things and Started Committing Social Security Fraud Now

DUDE CORNER: My Attachment Style Is No

I LIVED IT: I Had 10 Extra Dollars so I Spent 70 Extra Dollars

It’s Time I Finally Settled Down and Pushed a Really Old Rich Man Off a Boat

Mice Coming to My Apartment Because They Loves Me

Why When Other People Interrupt It’s Rude but When I Do It It’s a Sign of Enthusiasm

I LIVED IT: I Thought the Restaurant’s Kitchen Was the Bathroom and Now I’m a Line Chef

Why I’m Not Watching the Olympics Because I Don’t Know How to Pronounce ‘Seine’

Why the Olympics Are Offensive to Me as Someone Who Has Never Dedicated Themselves to Anything

I LIVED IT: Someone Outed Me as Just Having Gotten a Haircut

Why I Don’t Need Pilates Because My Phone Outlet Is Far From My Bed

Why I Want Kids so I Have Someone to Pass My Debt on to When I Die

I LIVED IT: I Told My Friend I’d Be There

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