Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Had 10 Extra Dollars so I Spent 70 Extra Dollars

It’s Time I Finally Settled Down and Pushed a Really Old Rich Man Off a Boat

Mice Coming to My Apartment Because They Loves Me

Why When Other People Interrupt It’s Rude but When I Do It It’s a Sign of Enthusiasm

I LIVED IT: I Thought the Restaurant’s Kitchen Was the Bathroom and Now I’m a Line Chef

Why I’m Not Watching the Olympics Because I Don’t Know How to Pronounce ‘Seine’

Why the Olympics Are Offensive to Me as Someone Who Has Never Dedicated Themselves to Anything

I LIVED IT: Someone Outed Me as Just Having Gotten a Haircut

Why I Don’t Need Pilates Because My Phone Outlet Is Far From My Bed

Why I Want Kids so I Have Someone to Pass My Debt on to When I Die

I LIVED IT: I Told My Friend I’d Be There

I LIVED IT: Someone Left the Party When I Was Planning My Exit and I Had to Stay Another 20 Minutes

How I Finally Cut Down My Screen Time by Getting Really Into God

I LIVED IT: I Had to Wear Sunglasses Even Though My Eyes Are My Best Feature

I LIVED IT: My Hot Rodent Boyfriend Dumped Me for Some Cheese

I LIVED IT: I Had to Wear Underwear Other Than the Two Pairs I Like

I LIVED IT: I Asked How Blue My Tongue Was After Having a Popsicle and Got Told ‘Not That Blue’

Why I Always Blend Makeup With My Ring Finger Before Using My Whole Hand to Rub My Eye

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