Thoughts ARCHIVES

Why I Stopped Composting and Started Shitting in My Yard

Why Tapping My Card Instead of Inserting It Inspired Me to Have More Casual Sex

Why I Don’t Trust Anyone Except Whoever Is the Top Response on Quora

Why I Stopped Soaking My Dishes and Started Having Them Baptized

I LIVED IT: I Took a Little Sip of the Vanilla

The Conversation Pit Is Back! Here’s Why I Filled Mine With Rattlesnakes

I LIVED IT: I Rubbed My Eye During a Sex Scene Now Everyone Thinks Blowjobs Make Me Cry

I LIVED IT: I Apologized but Wasn’t Immediately Forgiven

Why I Hired an Intimacy Coordinator to Supervise My Interactions With the Cashier at Trader Joe’s

Why I Gave Up Alcohol and Started Trying to Draw This Beautiful Arabian Stallion

I LIVED IT: I Farted So Hard I Finally Let Go of My Dream of Becoming an Actress

I LIVED IT: An ASPCA Rep Chased Me Eleven Blocks and Tackled Me to the Ground

I LIVED IT: I Got Too High With My Boyfriend and He Became Just a Man in My House

Help! I Googled My Symptoms and WebMD Is Telling Me to Check If My Hand Is Bigger Than My Face

Why Experimenting With My Sexuality Makes Me a Woman in STEM

I LIVED IT: I Saw the Back of My Head

I LIVED IT: I Finally Got Around to Texting Someone Back and They Responded Immediately

How I Found Love When I Least Expected It by Covering My Eyes and Chanting ‘Hate, Hate, Hate!’

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