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Why Is It That When a Man Bleeds All Over the Couch It’s Totally Fine?
Unfortunately, when it comes right down to it, the world still prefers man blood to moon blood.
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Woman With Bachelor’s Degree Intimidated by Peppermint Bark Recipe
“What’s a double boiler?” the former English Lit-Poli Sci double major asked aloud while panic-sweating.
Style
Trendy Styles to Try When Your Hair Is Snakes
We’ve rounded up some trendy styles selected specifically to suit your wild, serpentine locks.
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Woman Secretly Inspired by Ironic Inspirational Poster
“All I want to do is hate it with everyone else, but it just got me.”
Thoughts
I Removed a Thorn From a Lesbian’s Paw; Now We Are Best Friends
I noticed a scrap of Vassar sweatshirt caught in a bramble. Sure enough, a few feet away there was a lesbian cowering in pain, holding her paw.
